Original Chinese Proverb: Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
New Proverb: Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, Medicaid, 100 weeks of unemployment checks, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs, contraceptives, designer Air Jordan shoes and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.
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10. Bitterly clinging to taxes and abortion.
9. We didn't destroy your freedoms; you can visit them at the Smithsonian.
8. If you want us to listen to your opinion, move to Europe.
7. Someday none of this will be yours.
6. We can't tax terrorism, so who cares?
5. Please don't vote us out! None of us can do real jobs!
4. Why the Founding Fathers limited government: racism.
3. Reducing America's carbon footprint one job at a time.
2. America: we just can't wait to see how it ends!
1. Making everything in this country free except you.